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[#006] It's Always Sunny in Pacific Rim: Sweet Dee's Rock Career Part 1 (It's Always Sunny/Pac Rim)
Theme Prompt: VAINGLORY
Title: It's Always Sunny in Pacific Rim: Sweet Dee's Rock Career Part 1
Fandom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia / Pacific Rim
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for ridiculousness, language, and general buffoonery
Bonus: Unless Mac's girlish enthusiasm counts, no.
Word Count: 903
Summary: So my friends, since I'm having some issues writing up vignettes for this, you guys are going to get the one thing that I've been really wanting to work on. It's a crossover between It's Always Sunny and Pacific Rim. What you need to know is that Newt (otherwise known as "Hot Charlie") and Charlie are cousins. You can read the first chapter that I've done here. All that you're going to see is brand new! I'm not sorry.
"Well no, I'm not… I mea-" Dee was on the phone with another person who refused to be her agent. How was she to get the most out of her obvious good looks and talent if no one would work with her? However, she simply gaped and hung up when she walked into the bar. Newspapers were flung around knee deep and Charlie, Dennis, and Mac were busy with scissors, clipping away. "What are you boneheads doing?"
"Couponing!" Charlie brandished his scissors and then proceeded to only clip out a picture from the obituary section.
"This is how we are going to save money! It's Dennis' idea!" Mac at least was actually clipping out a coupon. It was for baby food.
Dee looked wide eyed at the paper carnage. "Where did you get all of these newspapers?"
"They're in holders all over the city, Dee. Jeeze."
"You bought every newspaper in Philadelphia?"
"No! You just take 'em." Charlie rolled his eyes, "women."
"I’m pretty sure that's illegal!" Dee responded.
"Pretty sure it's not."
"No, I'm actually positive that it is!" Charlie responded with a shrieking bird sound that Dee mimicked.
"Hey! Hey!" Dennis cut in, brandishing his scissors as though they were a rapier. "Legalities aside, what's done is done. So you wanna help us out or not?"
"Not." Dee went behind the bar and grabbed a beer. "Anyway, I have an audition."
All three of them stopped and gaped up at her. "What?"
"Hot Charlie has connections. I'm going to go to where he's having an audition with his brother." Dee leaned on the bar. "When they see how talented I am, they are both gonna fall in love with me."
"…dude, Tesla ain't gonna have you on stage with him." Charlie suddenly sounded quite serious.
Mac dropped his scissors and fought his way through newspapers to get to Charlie. He put both hands on the shorter man's shoulders and looked down at him. "…wait. Your cousin is the Tesla. Tesla COIL?"
Charlie blinked. "Uh… yeah. What about it?"
Mac shrieked and bounded up in the air. "Dee, I'm coming with."
Dennis pulled Mac down. "Sorry to intrude upon your girlish enthusiasm, but what are we talking about? More importantly, my PLAN?"
"Dude. I am going to show off my sweet moves to a musical GENIUS! Screw coupons!" He reached over the bar to high-five Dee. "YEAH!"
"YEAH!" Dee chugged her beer then turned around. "Peace out, LOSERS."
As the papers settled from Mac and Dee's leaving, Charlie looked up at Dennis. "Don't worry, dude. They'll come crawling back."
"They always do", Dennis agreed.
-+-
The venue wasn't very large and the line of hopefuls wrapped around it three times. Mac hopped up and down in an attempt to see how many people were ahead of them. “This sucks don't we like... get preferential treatment? I mean, we're friends with Hot Charlie.” Mac was referring to the one fraught meeting where he dumped an entire bucket of water from questionable origin on Newton as though they went to college together.
For what it was worth, Dee seemed to assume the same. “Yeah! You're right. We are friends with Hot Charlie. Let's go to the front! You... make me a path." She shoved Mac so hard he tottered and nearly fell into a trio of young women in the line beside them. "Be a bodyguard, Mac.”
“Yeah! Let's do this!” Mac pushed through the crowd. “Coming through, close personal friends of the band! Come on, this way this-” As Mac rounded the corner to the back entrance he came face to face with Nick who looked about as happy to see them as he would have been to have a root canal.
"Dee, what are you and.." He looked Mac over before sighting. "Him, doing here."
"Look, if this is about me banging your wife, she was totally not your wife at the time and she totally had a dick, so I was not exactly into that because I'm not gay."
Dee and Nick shared a look but didn't comment. Instead, Dee forged on. "Look, we're friends with the band!"
"You are friends with Tesla Coil." Nick didn't look like he wanted to budge. His large frame took up the entire doorway and his huge, dark hand held a clipboard that obviously didn't have Dee or Mac's name on it. The three of them stared at each other some more in uncomfortable silence.
"I'm sleeping with Charlie!" That Dee broke even more uncomfortably.
That gave Nick some pause, "Charlie?"
"Yes! Charlie Kelly!" Dee exclaimed. "He's totally there."
Nick saw Charlie's name, but he clenched his jaw and held up his hand. "You both wait here, you move and I throw him in a dumpster and close the door on you." With that Nick vanished.
"He's totally intimidated by me."
"Whatever, boner. And you're welcome."
"You're not sleeping with Charlie."
Dee made a show of looking at her nails. "hrm?"
"...seriously?"
"O-O-Of course not, Mac!" Dee snapped though she was blushing. "But he's family, right? Means he's on the list, means I am on this list. I swear to god if you ruin this for me I will eat your ears and puke them back onto your face!"
Mac took a step back and got slammed between the door and the wall when Nick reemerged. "Okay, fine. They said you could come say hi."
Title: It's Always Sunny in Pacific Rim: Sweet Dee's Rock Career Part 1
Fandom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia / Pacific Rim
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for ridiculousness, language, and general buffoonery
Bonus: Unless Mac's girlish enthusiasm counts, no.
Word Count: 903
Summary: So my friends, since I'm having some issues writing up vignettes for this, you guys are going to get the one thing that I've been really wanting to work on. It's a crossover between It's Always Sunny and Pacific Rim. What you need to know is that Newt (otherwise known as "Hot Charlie") and Charlie are cousins. You can read the first chapter that I've done here. All that you're going to see is brand new! I'm not sorry.
"Well no, I'm not… I mea-" Dee was on the phone with another person who refused to be her agent. How was she to get the most out of her obvious good looks and talent if no one would work with her? However, she simply gaped and hung up when she walked into the bar. Newspapers were flung around knee deep and Charlie, Dennis, and Mac were busy with scissors, clipping away. "What are you boneheads doing?"
"Couponing!" Charlie brandished his scissors and then proceeded to only clip out a picture from the obituary section.
"This is how we are going to save money! It's Dennis' idea!" Mac at least was actually clipping out a coupon. It was for baby food.
Dee looked wide eyed at the paper carnage. "Where did you get all of these newspapers?"
"They're in holders all over the city, Dee. Jeeze."
"You bought every newspaper in Philadelphia?"
"No! You just take 'em." Charlie rolled his eyes, "women."
"I’m pretty sure that's illegal!" Dee responded.
"Pretty sure it's not."
"No, I'm actually positive that it is!" Charlie responded with a shrieking bird sound that Dee mimicked.
"Hey! Hey!" Dennis cut in, brandishing his scissors as though they were a rapier. "Legalities aside, what's done is done. So you wanna help us out or not?"
"Not." Dee went behind the bar and grabbed a beer. "Anyway, I have an audition."
All three of them stopped and gaped up at her. "What?"
"Hot Charlie has connections. I'm going to go to where he's having an audition with his brother." Dee leaned on the bar. "When they see how talented I am, they are both gonna fall in love with me."
"…dude, Tesla ain't gonna have you on stage with him." Charlie suddenly sounded quite serious.
Mac dropped his scissors and fought his way through newspapers to get to Charlie. He put both hands on the shorter man's shoulders and looked down at him. "…wait. Your cousin is the Tesla. Tesla COIL?"
Charlie blinked. "Uh… yeah. What about it?"
Mac shrieked and bounded up in the air. "Dee, I'm coming with."
Dennis pulled Mac down. "Sorry to intrude upon your girlish enthusiasm, but what are we talking about? More importantly, my PLAN?"
"Dude. I am going to show off my sweet moves to a musical GENIUS! Screw coupons!" He reached over the bar to high-five Dee. "YEAH!"
"YEAH!" Dee chugged her beer then turned around. "Peace out, LOSERS."
As the papers settled from Mac and Dee's leaving, Charlie looked up at Dennis. "Don't worry, dude. They'll come crawling back."
"They always do", Dennis agreed.
-+-
The venue wasn't very large and the line of hopefuls wrapped around it three times. Mac hopped up and down in an attempt to see how many people were ahead of them. “This sucks don't we like... get preferential treatment? I mean, we're friends with Hot Charlie.” Mac was referring to the one fraught meeting where he dumped an entire bucket of water from questionable origin on Newton as though they went to college together.
For what it was worth, Dee seemed to assume the same. “Yeah! You're right. We are friends with Hot Charlie. Let's go to the front! You... make me a path." She shoved Mac so hard he tottered and nearly fell into a trio of young women in the line beside them. "Be a bodyguard, Mac.”
“Yeah! Let's do this!” Mac pushed through the crowd. “Coming through, close personal friends of the band! Come on, this way this-” As Mac rounded the corner to the back entrance he came face to face with Nick who looked about as happy to see them as he would have been to have a root canal.
"Dee, what are you and.." He looked Mac over before sighting. "Him, doing here."
"Look, if this is about me banging your wife, she was totally not your wife at the time and she totally had a dick, so I was not exactly into that because I'm not gay."
Dee and Nick shared a look but didn't comment. Instead, Dee forged on. "Look, we're friends with the band!"
"You are friends with Tesla Coil." Nick didn't look like he wanted to budge. His large frame took up the entire doorway and his huge, dark hand held a clipboard that obviously didn't have Dee or Mac's name on it. The three of them stared at each other some more in uncomfortable silence.
"I'm sleeping with Charlie!" That Dee broke even more uncomfortably.
That gave Nick some pause, "Charlie?"
"Yes! Charlie Kelly!" Dee exclaimed. "He's totally there."
Nick saw Charlie's name, but he clenched his jaw and held up his hand. "You both wait here, you move and I throw him in a dumpster and close the door on you." With that Nick vanished.
"He's totally intimidated by me."
"Whatever, boner. And you're welcome."
"You're not sleeping with Charlie."
Dee made a show of looking at her nails. "hrm?"
"...seriously?"
"O-O-Of course not, Mac!" Dee snapped though she was blushing. "But he's family, right? Means he's on the list, means I am on this list. I swear to god if you ruin this for me I will eat your ears and puke them back onto your face!"
Mac took a step back and got slammed between the door and the wall when Nick reemerged. "Okay, fine. They said you could come say hi."